lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

by ItaDick March 15, 2017

Candy anus

Noun- a sweet tasting anus

Hot damn his candy anus was so good I got a cavity

by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016

candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016

Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it

I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

candy music

A kind of music which is low in quality but sweet to ears

The teenagers are willing to listen to candy music since it's rhythmic and happy.

by M.Alef September 19, 2016

truck candy

The whore they pass around trailer parks.

Amber is famous at Al's Trailer Park. She's their truck candy.

by Rilesformiles September 3, 2016

Mexican Candy Cane

When a Mexican Woman pulls out a Tampon with a twisting motion thus creating a Mexican Candy Cane

Sammy inaverdly pulled out her female sanitary gato unit creating a sudden Mexican Candy Cane.

by Wesdog64 May 3, 2018