Richard Burton

British slang for curtains

damn look at the richard burtons in her parlor

by queen mariah September 25, 2016

matthew burton

A person who is an orange upside down spoon

That right there is a Matthew Burton.

by KhoraChrono November 21, 2016

danny burton

Drift drift drift

Pull a Danny Burton around this curve and drift

by The profit March 15, 2017

barney burton

A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...

Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible

Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

jacob burton

Wanna be cracker gangster who wears other peoples fake designer belts and thinks he can beat up campus supervisors. Acts hard untill you talk shit about his broke boy ass clothing style.

Jacob Burton takes fifties like the crackhead he is

by Santa Rosa Boii February 14, 2018

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018