Jimmy: Mum can you drive me to school I don’t want to take that torturous bus!
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus
by PSEUDONYMSUS November 10, 2017

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

by CasparWangUwuPinapplez November 14, 2023

My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.
by sweatyanddisgusting September 6, 2023

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
by crjoker April 7, 2025

Ghost buses refer to the phenomenon where an individual coins a highly specific term and incessantly promotes its usage, persistently inserting the newly coined term into conversations with the aim of provoking inquiries. The person then seizes the opportunity to explain the term to others, feigning surprise that it is not already a universally recognized concept. This behavior is characterized by a deliberate attempt to establish the invented term as common vernacular, creating an illusion that everyone else is ostensibly familiar with it.
Dialogue exchange between Representative Glen Clay Higgins and FBI Director Christopher Asher Wray:
Higgins: "You know what a ghost vehicle is, Director Wray? You're the director of the FBI; you certainly should. Do you know what a ghost bus is?"
Wray: "A ghost bus?"
Higgins: "Ghost bus!"
Wray: "I'm not sure I've used that term before."
Higgins: "Okay, it's pretty common in law enforcement. It's a vehicle that's used for secret purposes. It's painted over."
Higgins: "You know what a ghost vehicle is, Director Wray? You're the director of the FBI; you certainly should. Do you know what a ghost bus is?"
Wray: "A ghost bus?"
Higgins: "Ghost bus!"
Wray: "I'm not sure I've used that term before."
Higgins: "Okay, it's pretty common in law enforcement. It's a vehicle that's used for secret purposes. It's painted over."
by marcelinhodj November 16, 2023

The act of sticking your thumb in a girls anus while hitting it doggie style and moving the thumb to make a motion similar to driving a motorized vehicle with a steering wheel.
by DillyDp22 June 26, 2018
