Boot camp

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.

The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Local Boot

A pseudo-authoritative figure such as local or county government, who is an avid supporter or profiteer in the protection of capital.

Max: I fucking hate local boot and the people that lick it in hopes of getting ahead, you're not gonna get a cash compensation for sucking bezos boot

Rocco: No, you have to tip your landlord! Not allowed!!!

by rocko politik November 29, 2023

Knockin’ boots and crutches

Having sex with a physically disabled person

I was with this girl last night. We were knockin’ boots and crutches in her wheelchair.

by Jimmy Torres October 12, 2025

cats and boots

A gay and homo af game for little kids who has no friends to play with

he has no friends he must be playing Cats and boots

by eirikdovbrokhoa September 30, 2019

boot fin

The fin created on one side of your hair/head when you vomit (boot) from drinking too much and then sleep in a pool of it. The fin formation is the result of it drying and creating the ultimate hair spiker.

Man, look at Tim—he's going to have a boot fin in the morning.

Is that hair mousse or a boot fin?

Yesterday I woke up with a boot fin and couldn't remember how I got it.

by dragon fan July 6, 2006

Boot Knocker

A male or female that frequents the local Line Dancing bar with the sole purpose of hooking up, not minding the fact it’s the same group of people every week; Boot knockers.

I see him dance with a new girl every week… what a “Boot Knocker”!

by Johnny Han August 17, 2023

The boots down

Another saying used within the LGBTQIA+ community, this term is usually used at the end of a sentence to emphasize or exaggerate something.

Girl you got ate the boots downn last night

by twitterwh0r3 February 4, 2022