Block Party

Colloquial term used on social media to define where one sends people they block.

The moderator said BYE COLONIZER to that troll before issuing them an invite to the block party.

by EvilChicken82 October 16, 2021

Chopping block

The act of deleting your slam hog from every form of social media (I.e. text, snap chat, Facebook etc...) whilst ramming your cock inside him or her ass-up-face-down.

That annoying worthless bitch kept fucking up my game; so they got the chopping block.

by Cakes100 February 28, 2018

knock block

Punishment, in the form of a hunk of plastic that the band director bangs on with his conducting stick to keep time when the band keeps messing up the rhythm of a certain song. Usually makes an agonizingly sharp and loud sound, particularly for those poor suckers (like me) who are sitting in the front row of chairs.

Band director: " You guys keep screwing up this song! Joe, would you go out to my car and grab my knock block for me?"
Band members: "AAAGH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by Blinx-the-kitty August 14, 2008

block of flats

Expression used by someone who found the object another person was looking for, especially when the 'lost' object was found in an obvious location.

Paul: "What's this? A block of flats?" *holding up Jim's keys found on the coffee table in front of Jim's chair*

by Sketchey December 14, 2007

Sock Block

A variation of the term cock block, which would be used to define the act of one person preventing a man from sexual intercoarse, but in this case preventing a man from masterbating.

Adam: Man, I accidently just walked in on Jerry naked, it was not good.
Steve: Sick man, did he say anything?
Adam: No man he was just holding a sock...
Steve: Haha! You totally just Sock Blocked Jerry Man!

by Wollf April 12, 2010

spinning blocks

selling drugs

niggatony: what are you doing ?

niggatony jr.: jus out here spinning blocks

by yøungd@ggerd¡ck March 15, 2019

soft blocked

when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft

example 1:

i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"

example 2:

i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.

by nofriends420 January 05, 2010