bacon smart

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.

That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.

by nitoxys February 16, 2017

bacon bag

A mans ball sack

"Girl I know you wanna suck on this bacon bag"

by Dapibb November 22, 2014

Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024

Alive bacon

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.

"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"

by Im jus coo January 22, 2021

Make some bacon

To riot (esp. with molotov cocktails) against the police.

"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group of a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?"

by Crowbear October 4, 2022

Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet

Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I me

by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025

elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one

Wow he's so Elijah bacon.

by 😆 LOL July 7, 2017