Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

Alabama Windsock

A used condom.

There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!

by Roxieroad September 21, 2020

alabama ciao

A delectable sandwich made by the finest kitchen on Prospect St., updated for the culinary standards of Alabama

"Hey, have you completed the menu challenge?" "Nah, the only thing I have left is the Alabama Ciao."

by alabama-food-critic February 5, 2020

Alabama Blue Waffle

the act of shitting in someone's pussy or ass and fucking it

p1-Alabama blue waffle?
p2-no

by harryDBD March 17, 2024

Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.

When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.

by Impallallamballa March 9, 2019

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

Alabama diddler

When a girl Licks your gooch

I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut

by Messejorton December 3, 2017