by bagelsovRbitches March 31, 2015
One of the hotter freshman at PHU, he rolls with the football players although he does not play. That just shows how cool he is. Personally i would think he has to be dead sexy for me to be writting this.
by imlovenit November 14, 2010
A character that Michael Scott(the office) made up in a fake movie he made. Was later discovered by his co-workers.
"I'm really, really sorry. I guess I was just relieved to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back."
by Tvillingarna526 December 03, 2019
Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.
One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".
by Clayton Coffelt April 04, 2008
A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.
Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
by MicahelVIckisdumb February 26, 2009
by rizzologyPhd April 21, 2023
The moment when you see a Michael and you question your sexuality, because the sheer amount of sex apeal coming from a Michael is to much to withstand.
by I fucking hate jay January 01, 2021