Logan

Logan is absolute dong material. massive horse shlong, will leave you in pain. lols

"Oh no my husband is coming over after work
"You are in big trouble if he is a Logan."

"He is."

*Man Walk's in*
"Hey Babe"
*unzips pants*

by JamesMcreil June 5, 2021

Logan’s momma

She be on at

I be on at like Logan’s momma boa

by Muhaboss June 6, 2021

Logan

So there’s this weird guy but cool his name is Logan,he likes to do weird stuff like eat little children and put more photos for his giabella shrine and he also jumps off cliffs and never dies and at night we always see Alyssa and Logan get passed and then we vibe to Gucci flip flop and I’m just like GO BESTIE YASSS QEEN’s YASSSSS and um he’s in our class and I hit him with the chancla 🩴 so um yea and HE HISSES AT ME AND ALYSSA HISSES BACK AND THEN GETS LIKE REALLY POSSED

Hey, did u see the weird Kid Logan? Yea, well, ummmm he is pretty wired and SERIOUSLY IN LOVE with this gurl named Giabella Prokop

by Alyssa&Fatima&NataliaBESTEYS June 17, 2021

Logan

The saddest person you will ever meet

Procede to them with cautem
Cannot make joke
Pull women
Or get a joke out of someone

Great with pirates of the Carribbean quote

Definitely straight

Logan touched me I am sad

by Funny dondslong May 12, 2021

logan

not apart of uptown!

them logan bitches shiesty bro

by dickupdummy May 12, 2021

Logan

Logan is a very cool guy. he is always there for you if you need someone to talk to. if it’s sad, exciting, or even weird, he will always listen and always have something to say to it. he’s very good at having conversations and knows how to keep it going. he can be very awkward and shy but he claims he’s not. he’s very attractive but always covers his face in photos. he will never know how attractive he is. Logan loves to listen to music and loves talking about it. he’s very talented at sports, drawing, and with music. he knows how to make someone laugh. he also will never let his guard down and he always has to be right. (because he thinks there is no other way) he’s a sweet guy and he deserves anything in the world. he’s kind and caring but can be a little immature sometimes. but if you meet a logan, never let him go.

“i’m literally a comedian” -logan

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Logan's loop

The phenomena where an individual Scams people, gets exposed by CoffeeZilla or another journalistic party of integrity. The individual will then apologize profusely to the accuser and promise to make things right. Afterwards, after some time, the individual will return to pursue legal-action against the accusing party. What can we call it?

- Did you hear about stevewilldoit yet ?
- Yes i heard he did a full logan's loop

by kwikkiemart August 16, 2024