Kyle

A guy who loves hurting himself after a few white claws.

Wow, Altreuter was a real Kyle last night.

by Not Jared S June 23, 2022

Kyle Brown

A shining example of why sailors shouldn't have one night stands. The reason Mrs Palmer relied on her own hand before another and the realest definitive reason to why I don't like that colour no more.

'You had trouble with some piss pot last night did you? ' the friend asked WOTH eager concern.
'yes that Kyle Brown dang gone and done himself a moment that he can NEVER come back from sober or not'

'THATS REAL'

by Iszcibo October 12, 2018

kyle

a very gay ugly looking gentlemen gay with a transgender lesbo with a tiny dick.

kyle is gay

by co000ll boi0op November 25, 2018

kyle

he’s a fucking bitch

i walked in on kyle with his boyfriend and he was giving him a blowjob.

by hogwarts0708 March 30, 2019

kyle hutching

A man with a absalute horse cock and is a principle

Oh how I want horse cock kyle hutchings

by Charles Ryder handsey March 1, 2023

Kyle

Kyle is a one in a million kind of guy. He’s gorgeous, brilliant, confident, goofy, and full of fun facts. Sometimes people who don’t know him well think he’s arrogant, but those who truly know him also know that he's just too smart and too talented for his own good, and he actually has the biggest heart you'll ever find. Not to mention he is strong like an orangutan, tough like a cowboy, and nurturing like a momma bird. When he finds a girl he likes, he spends months working on his friendship with her because he values that just as much as pursuing a romantic relationship with her. But don’t be fooled… once he falls in love with her he will make her feel like the most special person in the world. He’ll remember every word she says, see her and love her for who she is, cheer her on in everything she does, and remind her everyday why he sees her as his soulmate in all categories - mind, heart, and body. When it comes to love, he’s a pretty passionate person. If you have a Kyle in your life that you love, there may be many ups and downs in the trajectory of your relationship due to the passionate, emotional nature of his feelings for you. But it will be well worth it because there’s no way you could ever find someone who makes you feel the way he does, and your love for each other will continue increasing forever.

Me: Yo, Kyle, I’m in awe of you. I love how passionate you are and how special you make me feel. Will you be my boyfriend?

Kyle: Yes, babygorl.

Me: Cool, rock on!

by kittylitter126 April 29, 2024

Kyle Dawson

Fat moon ed smells of cheesey dick got fake teeth when beating Aimee Leigh he moans like a scruffy polish immy

Yo uno Kyle Dawson ? Ye the smelly spastic Somalian smells of arse 1 dipped Aimee. Ye that’s him

by Charlie Carroll June 2, 2018