awkward sea turtle

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.

Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!

by Berry Halls September 19, 2007

Holy turtle penis

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

by stevewolf February 23, 2012

turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 07, 2006

turtle's itching the cotton

When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear

Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton!

by chunk a and ba dunka dunk February 24, 2005

Holy shit is that a turtle

Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.

It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.

"Holy shit is that a turtle" said Eli before he broke up with the girl he was with someone.

by Almost heaven December 27, 2019

I like turtles

I like turtles is a meme look it up fuck face

I like turtles or whatever

by I am kskslapqoqlqq March 30, 2021

I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

by Zzzzkkmnnn November 17, 2017