short wagon

A person who quits halfway through a job or a item that breaks down when needed most.

"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."

"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"

by Mightymikemd November 8, 2015

ground shorts

A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".

You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?

by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017

Men pursuing short term relationships

Jordan Peterson's ASSERTION is demonstrably false. Their level of competence likely varies. Their level of confidence is independent of their pursuit. Amd doesn't the Dunning Kruger effect demonstrate an inverse correlation between confidence and competence? If their not competence isn't it likely that their confidence would be high? And the issue exploding into nebulous plume of semantics regarding what constitutes 'competence and confidence' for example if you look at Leonardo Decaprio he's one of the most competent actors of all time. Clearly pursuing short term mating. 4 to 5 years max. Jordan peterson believes it takes at least to years to even get to know a person and he also purports to believe that the only true consent is marriage.

Hym "So, men pursuing short term relationships AT THE VERY LEAST are unlikely to have the attributes ascribed by Jordan Peterson. If you look at professions with a high volume of groupies you see both a high level of competence and excessive short term copulation (i.e. Athletes, Musicians, Actors, ect). It just isn't the case. It's literally just a true scottsman project on to people who are fucking all of the women while ingoring entirely the women's agency in short term mating."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Short

A short is usally a person named Elias and is under average height

Bro, Elias is so short

by PoopMaster4206969696 April 27, 2022

Short Bus Mafia

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew

You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit

by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023

YouTube Shorts Kid

A young person who enjoys consuming YouTube Shorts and YouTube Shorts ONLY. They are usually meme kids, who find anything funny, and are addicted to copy and paste comments, and the 💀 emoji.

Mike: Wassup Johnny trynna play some Minecraft?
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS 💀 ALL MY FELLAS 🔥🗣🗣

Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.

Another example

*YouTube Short Here*

Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
👇
Bro really said __ 💀
Bro is actually __ 💀
Bro actually is him 💀

by Avatarmint December 26, 2023

Short

What you call someone who’s height significantly smaller than yours

Bob: “yo bro, your short”
Steve: “Be quiet,I’m only 5”2”

by Lilmantis_15 November 9, 2022