Salty Spitoon

When you finish on a girls stomach or titties and you slurp up your cum off of her and spit it in their mouth.

Jen wanted to try something different so she got that 7/11 salty slurpee on her chest I had to slurp my chin up and spit it in her mouth, call it a salty spitoon.

by shithead steve August 19, 2022

Salty

Salty-Taste of salt (duh)
Salty-When someone does mean things to you because they are jealous of something you have/or don't have something they want.

This soup is so salty!

Amanda was salty because she didn't have a fucking ass.

by FrozenPiss November 26, 2019

Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

Salty

Someone who is very experienced in his/her job field

Wow! It's weird how that salty ass lcpl has more ribbons then those boot corporals

by Pog April 22, 2017

Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.

Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.

by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

Salty

When Henry starts typing embarrassing wrecks on Discord.

Here is an example of Henry being salty.
"DUMB QUOTES
XDXDXD"

by CMS Spirit Squad June 1, 2018

Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019