Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Window

Something you cant see ur ugly motherfucking face in because it is see thru

Its a window

by Urmom696988 March 29, 2023

window scratcher

Someone who is generally creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. Can also be used as a verb: window scratching or scratching windows.

John has been staring at me all hour; he’s an absolute window scratcher.

by Plmokni May 8, 2019

window

something to push people out of and enjoy the view.

god: how did you die

guy: i was pushed out the window

by cheese burgerzz November 19, 2021

Window

a way to quickly jump from the 2nd floor the ground level

i'm going to jump out the window *jumps out window*

by TheRealLordHelix April 4, 2023

Windows Server 2007

The former name of Windows Server 2008.

Windows Server 2007 is a server counterpart of Windows Longhorn.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

windows 11

The most awful thing in existence.

A: Sup dude
B: Sup
A: What operating system you got?
B: Windows 11.
A: What?
B: Windows 11.
A: OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE WINDOWS 11 YOU SHOULD GET 10 IT'S BETTER

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022