the blue virus 

The blue virus is anything relating to one or more of the following: 1.)Macintosh (Mac), 2.) America Online (AOL), 3.) Internet Explorer, and 4.) Wal-Mart

"You used the blue virus? That place will steel your soul!"

the blue virus by james vincent black April 11, 2007

Down to the blue vain 

To masterbate vigurously - a pun joking that you'll wear the skin away to the big blue vain that runs through the Penis

I caught him tugging "down to the blue vain"

Down to the blue vain by IOM June 23, 2009

The Human Vagina 

strange but annoying creature known for picking fights with Waldman-like creatures 20 times his size that can make him fit neatly into a Stuff Crust Pizza Hut Pizza Box from Pizza Hut. dislikes the French and Commies. This being knows that wrestling is 99.999999% fake but still likes it for some reason. The original co-creator of Commie Party 64 along with Air Boda. Thinks he is cool...

AXIS OF EVIL FOREVER!!!!

Who care, your still a Human Vagina

The Human Vagina by Bustin Jell March 8, 2004

the jiesen virus 

symptoms include:
-headaches

-crying
-nausea and vomiting

-trauma

-emotional damage

-wanting to get run over
-losing braincells

the jiesen virus gives you pain mentally and physically. please seek help if infected

stay safe

person a: “jiesens making my head hurt so bad he makes me want to cry”
person b: “holy shit dude… you’ve been infected with the jiesen virus…”

the jiesen virus by jvirusvictim January 24, 2022

The Mango-Van 

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"

The Mango-Van by D.E June 11, 2006

The Party Van 

Quite unflatteringly put, the party van is a slightly tired 1993 plymouth voyager. However, thats not where the magic ends. This said van is driven around the tri-state area by a crowd of rowdy teenagers to let others know that a party is, in fact, going to go down tonight, or soon thereafter. The party van is differentiated by the other ten zillion voyagers in the road due to the lynard skynard, rush, rob zombie, etc. blaring from it, and the constant commands of those inside to "ROCK THIS BITCH!!!", which refers to the passengers moving from side to side, causing the entire party van to shake violently on its already weak suspension. When not in use to notify an impending party, the party van sits in a dark garage, watching, waiting....keep an eye out for the party van in your tri-state area...

Friend #1: OH SHIT NIGGA!!!! THAT WAS THE FUCKIN' PARTY VAN THAT JUST BLEW BY DOIN 70 IN A RESIDENTIAL!!!
Friend #2: "fuck yeah dogg, i call no buysies on the beer. i'm housin' the bud. god the sight of The Party Van is nice on sore eyes..."

The Party Van by Mac Sauce November 10, 2006

The Popular Vote

Role played by The Cheat in Homestarrunner.com's 2002 Decemberween Pagent

"Popular votes are not supposed to cry...you'll rust!"

The Popular Vote by trevelyan2001 January 30, 2003