The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.
by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022
Get the Paper Strawsmug. An intriguing eduacted female who's head game is so perfect she should be paid for it, but is way to amazing and "Klassi" to be disrespected, because she does it for fun and not a paycheck.
"DUDE that chic is a Total prostitute!! Look at her outfit!"
"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"
"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"
by ClassOf_06Still_A_Teachers_Pet May 27, 2024
Get the Paper Hoemug. Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.
Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.
Origin: An experiment where it was noted that some butterflies respond to female with bigger spots and brighter colored wings. So experimenters set up paper butterflies with larger spots and brighter colors. Male ignored real females for paper ones. Also see
Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.
Origin: An experiment where it was noted that some butterflies respond to female with bigger spots and brighter colored wings. So experimenters set up paper butterflies with larger spots and brighter colors. Male ignored real females for paper ones. Also see
So Susan was cheating on Bill and got a caught??
Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !
Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !
by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018
Get the paper butterfliesmug. by ChiClassFlashback December 30, 2023
Get the freedom papersmug. Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.
I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*
But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*
But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world
by journytou February 17, 2020
Get the paper clipmug. by Mr. Top hat guy March 13, 2024
Get the Won on papermug.