"They pulled a total Sex Ninja move and made me jizz using only their thumb!"
They must have gone to Sex Ninja school 'cause they fucked me balancing on one leg on the edge of the bathtub!"
"That Sex Geek made me cum so many times and in so many ways that their nickname is Sex Ninja."
"Sex Ninjas can make you orgasm anytime, anyplace."
They must have gone to Sex Ninja school 'cause they fucked me balancing on one leg on the edge of the bathtub!"
"That Sex Geek made me cum so many times and in so many ways that their nickname is Sex Ninja."
"Sex Ninjas can make you orgasm anytime, anyplace."
by ReidAboutSex August 23, 2011
by jseale1978 October 28, 2003
The Sand Ninja, Similar to it's close relative the Snow Ninja, Crawls around the sand unseen and instantly jumps upon its enemy blinding nearby surrounders and instantly kills its target(s). The Sand Ninja also is known to leave sand in beds of chosen enemies.
by Rylan Cool Kid Kinnin December 15, 2008
by AdamStar January 26, 2020
by shermstyles January 10, 2014
a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
by Joe Morbo April 29, 2008
Ninja Hoppin is when you go from house to house looking in people's windows like peeping toms, but when you find a couple having sex, be it strait or gay, you sneek up on them and join them, it ends up as a threeway gangbang.
by Sodapop April 04, 2006