One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.
by Joe Momma August 30, 2004
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by Sasha November 11, 2004
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Someone who does something stupid for the first time. (Somebody who does something stupid a second time is a retard).
Why did you pick the Cubs to win the World Series last year, you tard? Why did you pick the Cubs to win the World Series this year, you retard? -See the difference?
by Ikifov April 10, 2006
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by Teh RLLLYness December 30, 2005
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