wizard of Tully road

A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.

"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"

"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"

by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021

Road psych

Do you ever just be driving and have the sudden urge to swerve into a nearby sign or river? this is a road psyche, just that sudden urge to cause damage while on the road.

"Earlier today i had a road psyche it really scared me."

by possumous January 10, 2022

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

road blocks

when there is a lot of big fat poopy men that are blocking the way to your shmexy "egirl" waifu on roblox, blocking some item, spawnpoint in obby, etc. this is very common on these server due to lack of moderation.

I was trying to reach the door but there was an road blocks. sadgemeal

by butterybill January 3, 2025

road annoyance

When you are mildly angry at other cars in the road due to their driving .

A step down from road rage

I had road annoyance when the car infront of me was driving below the speed limit .

by Road annoyance February 26, 2017

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing

If you try to play this monstrosity of a game, the only way to keep playing is with your eyes taped open, mouth taped shut, and with a vomit bucket nearby. if you like a consistent sound of a tornado on drugs, this is for you, if not, try Beamng' or Forza 5 instead

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing idiots pleasure

by CARFART83 February 25, 2025

Irish Road Trip

Drunk Driving

Ej had a few too many beers and took his Honda for an Irish Road Trip leaving the bar

by BTPAl Capone April 29, 2023