spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider

if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you

by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025

Spider main

Somone who mains spiderman in hero shooter Marvel Rivals, these people usually have birth defects due to genetic issues or in womb drinking

"Dude I know that Spider Main doesn't have any parents"

by Muncho huncho March 29, 2025

spider

a pretty fricken cool dude

your a spider

by magic unicorn 5267 March 30, 2025

Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.

Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."

by Gaybuttsex April 5, 2025

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass

I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025

Spider man walk

When a girl with cum on her face walks in a public space

That girl did a spider man walk on the first week of school

by Matpall February 3, 2026

Spider monkey light-pole

Creamy bellybutton sex

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"

by bigdbud February 19, 2026