slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013

machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.

Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.

by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013

Slapping the pink

Vaginal masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door I caught her slapping the pink.

by BobAbui April 15, 2015

happy slapping

The action of slapping your hand rapidly against your hand against rhe inside of your legs for pleasure or the anoyance of your friends

"He was happy slapping so loud and hard that it woke your mom."

by frissue April 27, 2015

Slapping Tuna

When a man has sex with a woman; A man smelling like rotten vagina stink.

"This man passed by and I swear he was slapping tuna".

by CrazyNinja May 2, 2015

houdini slap

While slamming a girl from behind, prior to ejaculation pull out and cum on your hand, then insert penis into anus and when she turns around to see what's up, slap her with your jizz encrusted hand

Dude I'm gonna go "watch a movie tonight" with my girl. Make sure to give her the best houdini slap of her life!

by Poopmaster5000 July 27, 2015

slap pud

Jack off, masturbate, spank monkey, rub one out

Jermaine enjoys to slap pudjackof

by FelipeDamus August 6, 2015