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Sexual Turtle

Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.
Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!

Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.
by Stein You Bastard. October 18, 2013
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Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus
The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
by D Flawless April 2, 2020
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sexual expressionist

its in our nature to want to have sex. what used to be an instinctive act of procreation has shifted towards modern ideas of pleasure. some people get it with one lifelong partner, some live off seriality.

so next time you encounter a sexual expressionist, look at it this way: they only want to ensure eternal life (population), they only want to save the world
"Are you a sexual expressionist? Which type are you?"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
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Sexual Assulters

Women touchers, especially men, who have no respect for another man's girl.
Also know as Fuckin Pussies.
The sexual assulters should have been kicked from the bar. Sexual assaulters should not be accepted in society.
by Don'tbesexualassulter January 2, 2022
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Neuro-sexual

Neuro-sexual: means when you are a male, but you are only attracted to people who are either pansexual or hetrosexual.
Me: I'm Neuro-sexual
Someone: You're a male and you like people who are pansexual or hetrosexual?
Me: Yeah.
by NewModernDefinitions October 19, 2021
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Sexualize everything

It's like politicizing everything, but in this case, this would be a blatant attempt to try to make everything sexual.
Tobias: I heard that Edwin and Leila want to do something that they shouldn't do.
Irene: Kill themselves? Kill someone? Commit some other kind of crime?
Tobias: No, they want to sexualize everything.
Irene: Ew, why the fuck would they want to do that?
Tobias: Because they think 69 is the only number that matters.
Irene: Of course they do, there is no one in school that's more immature than they are.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 18, 2021
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Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018
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