Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus

The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy

by D Flawless April 2, 2020

Sexual Cliffhanger

Being sexually aroused but being interrupted before being gratified.

"When I kissed Rose, she left me with a sexual cliffhanger!"

by FBrookie October 20, 2015

nurseryrhyme sexual

When you like to fuck the head, shoulders, knees, and toes

Man I got a serious case of nurseryrhyme sexual

by SharkyProductions February 15, 2017

Sexual Turtle

Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.

Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!

Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.

by Stein You Bastard. October 18, 2013

Super Sexual

A backwards way of saying you never get any action.

Bradley: I'm super sexual, I don't like trans people.

Bethany: You could have just said you're still a virgin.

by Quirky Doe May 2, 2021

Heady Sexual

A straight male that doesn't mind receiving a blowjob from a male or female. "A mouth is a mouth" mentality

He'll never have anal sex but he's a heady sexual.

Most white guys in the military are heady sexual.

by CharlieRapCritic December 31, 2016

Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.

This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.

by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018