Also known as SSDit is when a person or people unnecessarily jump to conclusions, or enter a moment of panic or hysteria. Even though there is an easy solution or a solution already exists. This phenomenon is caused by severe anxiety and negative work environments.
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Get the Belmar Syndrome mug.Bob: Caroline is taking forever to answer and won't even interact with me in bed.
Alex: She must have the Morgan Syndrome.
Alex: She must have the Morgan Syndrome.
by Philip Eats April 22, 2019
Get the Morgan Syndrome mug.A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
by jakk765 April 23, 2019
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1. Schizoid Personality Disorder: characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.
OR
2. Dissociative Personality Disorder: characterized by a person's identity fragmenting into two or more distinct personality states. People with this condition are often victims of severe abuse of psychoactive substances.
AND at least 3 of the following symptoms: Emotional insecurity, social climbing, and psychopathic behavior.
1. Schizoid Personality Disorder: characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.
OR
2. Dissociative Personality Disorder: characterized by a person's identity fragmenting into two or more distinct personality states. People with this condition are often victims of severe abuse of psychoactive substances.
AND at least 3 of the following symptoms: Emotional insecurity, social climbing, and psychopathic behavior.
Person 1: Hey, you heard what happened to Moe?
Person 2: No dude, wtf happened?
Person 1: He got Jenna Syndrome cause I don't have enough followers on my instagram :(
Person 2: No dude, wtf happened?
Person 1: He got Jenna Syndrome cause I don't have enough followers on my instagram :(
by notyouraverageandy May 7, 2019
Get the Jenna Syndrome mug.Selective schools are specific schools across Australia that accept 6th graders for high school when they pass the selective school test. During their time here, they may suffer from 'selective syndrome' (which can occur anytime and anywhere) where they loose their intellectuallity and succumb to the state of normallity (AKA the mainstream classes' state).
"Hey Janice, what happened to poor Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
by im.notgay May 10, 2019
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