Comedy Rocket

A drawing of a penis school kids draw on the back of dirty vans and tables

Person A: “Oh that van is dirty”

Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”

by welcome_to_piffington December 5, 2020

nipple rocket

when a girl is horny, her nipples go up like a rocket .

these bitches in the Jacuzzi have nipple rockets .

damm these bitches nipples so hard.

by jazziie29 September 25, 2016

jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

by Betz38 December 4, 2024

Sloppy Rocket

A sloppy rocket is phrase used to refer to the resulting bowel movement of drinking several cups of vegetable oil in a day.

Person 1: Vegetable oil. Won't hurt you to drink several cups a day. Good luck actually accomplishing that however.

Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?

Person 3: Sloppy rockets.

by maxrennexcarnate March 14, 2010

Pot Rockets

1. N. Bowls of marijuana when they are 'rocketed' out of a pipe, usually by laughing or coughing into said pipe.

2. V. (Pot Rocket) To laugh or cough into a packed pipe, sending the usually skunky and expensive marijuana into the air.

Kody: Oh shit my mom! Doby, get out of here!
Kody's Mom: What the fuck is he doing here!
Doby: (Bails)
Kody: He's a badass!
Me: (blasts off pot rocket) HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kody: Dude!
Kody's Mom: That's why there's pot rockets on the roof!

by Vesuvianpick September 29, 2011

rocket pop

Sex position: eagle with a broken wing then…

*Pop*

Vibrator in the bum

Rocket.Pop.

Eagle with a broken wing was old until I gave her the rocket pop.

by Big boy young July 27, 2021

Cum rocket

Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!

Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.

Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.

Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.

by Stoney69 November 24, 2023