Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow

"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"

by Bennnjie October 13, 2021

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Put your rag in your pocket

Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.

Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!

by BeckySusan Ragpocket October 8, 2020

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

put her away

when pappa slams her back doors in with his megacock after serenading her

After a quick meditation with the boys reflecting on the rockets at the Manor House, Señor Lee declared ; “Maaaate, she’s so lengers, i’ve got to put her away , it just has to be done lads”

by Heybro... July 22, 2024

Put it in

When someone is referring to any game system with a disc drive

“OH PUT IT IN!”
Jeez chill out I will put the disc in

by The globglogleegloglob April 17, 2022

Put it up

Basketball slang meaning to shoot the ball.

Guy playing street ball: Put it up nigga!

by toxic cowZ January 13, 2021