National POTS Day

October 25, The day made to raise awareness of POTS or Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Also know as Ashley Frick day

Person: “Who's that passed out on the ground?”
Other Person: “Oh it’s just Ashley, she’s fine.”
Person: “How is she fine? She’s laying on the ground!”
Other person: “She just has POTS, we’ll get her some Dr Pepper and everything will be fine.”

National POTS Day

by Carncarnbaby June 18, 2023

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Two pot night

a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately

Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!

by anonymous April 3, 2022

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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .

Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

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