"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
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zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.
"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"
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Dark Humor jokes

Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.
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Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.
Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
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Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.
Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"
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Nanny Joke

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.

It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.
Why did nobody give Elsa a balloon? Because she was gonna let it go!

That's a nanny joke

Que?
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Nanny Joke

Oh, its just a trash joke that's more like a riddle.

It came from a few die-hard movies hidden in the movies.
Why did nobody give Elsa a balloon? Because she was gonna let it go!

That's a nanny joke

Que?
by Owen Is Such A Idiot Lol September 26, 2020
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