Cow

A spiritual animal which will save your life because they are absolutely amazing and are the best most beautiful animal In the world

Person 1: I like cows
Cow: mooooo

by Basicwhiteb**** April 16, 2022

ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

Sad Cow

The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.

"This has made Sad Cow happy..." - After two chicks making out

by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009

Slutty Cow

1. An insult or a rude name to call someone.
2. An unusual flavoured ice-cream that a 14 year old will make the future of all cream kinds!

- she is such a slutty cow!

- I will call this ice-cream 'Stutty Cow'!

by Stutty Cow December 7, 2016

milking cow

A "milking cow" refers to a user who is exploited by addictive algorithms on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. These users are drawn into endless scrolling and content consumption, generating revenue for the platforms without receiving equivalent value in return.

After spending hours mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, I realized I was just another milking cow, feeding the algorithm while getting nothing productive out of it.

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018

cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia

Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked

by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022