Nut Film

The thick, gooey, creamy, hot layer of goop that accumulates upon one's nuts after months of neglecting to make an appointment for a Nut-Job.

1. Omg~! My nut film has gotten so thick and gooey that no nutter in town will peel it for me. Not even the nutters at South Hill Nut Salon.

by TheNutters2008 July 6, 2008

cumless nut

when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009

Forbidden Nut

When a white man nuts so hard inside an Aboriginal person.
Because Aboriginals are forbidden to get nutted by a white privileged male.

Me: I just nutted in this aboriginal girl it was great
Friend:Man, did you just do a "Forbidden Nut" that's illegal man. You're gonna ruin your reputation.
Me: LOL so what? I think her name was Hayden what a bitchy name.

by GoobyisGoobi April 4, 2017

Soft Nut

ejaculation so premature, an erection isnt present

Lisa, I dont know what happened i just touched his leg and he busted a soft nut on me.

by IAmBlueSteel February 24, 2009

Anal Nut

The ejaculate produced during anal intercourse. Similar in color to sperm but with a different texture and taste, but with the same great quality

I fucked him so hard he nutted from his ass and I licked off. Anal Nut Yum!

by Gay Hood White Bull January 10, 2012

Dux nuts

A thing or situation that seems to be the best there is.
Dux: smartest person in a classroom
Nuts: His balls/testicles
It is Aussie slang

"His car is the Dux nuts"
"The computer I have is the Dux nuts"
"This holiday is the Dux nuts"

by trepidations February 20, 2009

nut farm

The art of taking a picture of your nuts on someone else’s camera phone without there knowledge or permission, allowing them to stumble across it creating an awkward social situation

Matt did a nut farm on Sam’s camera phone at the GAC making everyone believe Sam was gay because he had a photo of some dudes huge nuts as his phone wallpaper… That was hilarious

by munky_punch September 7, 2009