by IRHTTC May 05, 2017
When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.
by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018
by Bubbubz March 15, 2016
A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.
by geizilla December 11, 2013
by Dylan from Parks May 03, 2010
A word that's code for expressing anger against someone you don't like in a group chat. The person is normally in said group chat. The person is in most cases unfunny as fuck and annoying.
"grr... cheese muffin" "this cheese muffin"
by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021
When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth
by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015