Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.
One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".
by Clayton Coffelt April 7, 2008
Get the michael boltonmug. A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.
Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"
by MicahelVIckisdumb February 25, 2009
Get the Michael Vickmug. 
by michaelmcfine May 7, 2022
Get the Michael McPheemug. Name of Scottish Descent. Normally gifted to the child with the largest Dumpy in the clan. This name has been held by all of the greatest Jarls.
by paragonzion January 30, 2020
Get the michael flemingmug. Michael Vallerie is a stupid piece of shit, he farts all the time and won't stop eating dairy. He smells like poopy butts and he drives a BMW but its a 3 series.
by funmaterflex May 23, 2019
Get the michael valleriemug. by THATHOTMF March 16, 2022
Get the Michael Benitezmug.