microprick

someone who works at microsoft

haha look at the microprick, hes got an apple laptop cus windows search couldnt find a needle in a needle cushion

by microsoftmustdie June 29, 2011

Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".

"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.

by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 30, 2011

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.

"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap

by Apple FTW April 27, 2012

Micheal Douglassing

Eating pussy so good you get cancer from overexposure

I had to stop Micheal Douglassing that chick because I had my second round of chemo in an hour

by Cslick June 4, 2013

Microtragedy

The death of a dwarf or a midget, essentially a play on words due to their small stature. May also apply to bad things happening to little people.

Jim: Dude, did you hear that Gary Coleman died?
Bill: Yeah, what a total microtragedy.

by Jarmonious July 29, 2013

michael ramirez

Weird, but in a good way. A bit awkward, but that's what makes him adorable. Funny, sweet, loving, patient, and charming, he's what any girl would dream of for a boyfriend. His best physical attributes are his sexy brown eyes and shoulders that are perfect to lean against or cuddle up to.

Michael Ramirez is such a dork.

by Peanut-Peanut October 28, 2013