Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by April 12, 2022

max and mariah

Two people meant to be in love forever. The thought of them not being together is HORRIFYING. Max is a silent, sweet boy while Mariah is a fun outgoing person. They say opposites attract, and and in this case it's true.

Max and Mariah sitting in a tree...
You know the rest.

by Addison.Edwards February 01, 2018

The Mad Max

Having a girl squirt in a cup, mixing it with koolaid, and then drinking it

Bro, I did The Mad Max and it was so good!

by Bird-dog432! August 09, 2024

uncle max

The uncle of Jackson cisz

Ps: he has down syndrome

Ur acting like a uncle max

by Muncle May 15, 2024

uncle max

An uncle on your mother’s side with mental retardation.

The other day I heard a duuh I think it was my Uncle Max!

by George Seis April 22, 2024

Max pravednikov

A hot stunning kid who is really smart athletic and nice.

Oh look its max pravednikov he is looking stunning today.

by UK Dictionary. March 05, 2022

max n' cheese

Delicious soup made of max and cheese (as you can tell from the name).
Can also be used as a form to smoothly say that someone is very dumb without them knowing.

"Lets eat some max n' cheese mom!"
"These guys are definitely max n' cheese...'

by howarebabiesborn. March 30, 2022