A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.
When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.
by Missing December 21, 2024
Get the Matt mug.Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Get the Matt mug.Adrian Matt is a announcing caster who delivers fast paced energetic commentary
he is most known for being bullied by everyone regardless of age, background, or interests. kids mock his energetic commentary calling it cringeworthy. adults ridicule his decade+ career dismissing it as a failure. Even outcasts (nerds and geeks) who might be expected to support him laugh at his lack of relevance in gaming culture
Adrian Matt has become a universal punching bag uniting groups that would never otherwise align
in a world where acceptance is the norm Adrian Matt remains completely excluded & targeted by everyone and supported by no one. his life is a stark reminder that even in an inclusive society some people are left behind by all
he is most known for being bullied by everyone regardless of age, background, or interests. kids mock his energetic commentary calling it cringeworthy. adults ridicule his decade+ career dismissing it as a failure. Even outcasts (nerds and geeks) who might be expected to support him laugh at his lack of relevance in gaming culture
Adrian Matt has become a universal punching bag uniting groups that would never otherwise align
in a world where acceptance is the norm Adrian Matt remains completely excluded & targeted by everyone and supported by no one. his life is a stark reminder that even in an inclusive society some people are left behind by all
me: hey you gonna watch eon network? Adrian Matt is there commentating
friend: Oh Adrian Matt the guy EVERYONE hates lol
friend: Oh Adrian Matt the guy EVERYONE hates lol
by seynatic January 11, 2025
Get the Adrian Matt mug.A colloquial term referring to the act of aggressively or violently assaulting an acquaintance, associate, or individual within one's social circle for trivial or inconsequential reasons.
This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
Example 1
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"
Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"
Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
by Big Wall-E January 13, 2025
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Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025
Get the Matt Brumpton mug.When you go to a conference thousand’s of miles away… and you happen to go with two attractive ladies… after the first day is done, you and the two ladies agree to have dinner and drinks. One thing leads to another and the suggestion is made to go to the hot tub. So everyone goes to their hotel room to change. Colorado Matt is feeling great believes a fun night is ahead. So Colorado Matt changes into his bathing suit and just before exiting the room, he takes two viagra’s. All parties then convene at the hotel’s hot tub. Drinks are had and after a few hours, both of those attractive girls thank Matt for a fun time but state that they have to leave for the night. Colorado Matt, fully torqued.. realizes that he has a big problem, he’s alone for the night….without taking a load off. It’s now approaching 11pm and the security guard for the hotel approaches Matt and says, “hey buddy, I’m turning off the jets.” Matt then realizes that his towel is across the pool area, and in order to get over to his towel… he has to get out of the hot tub, fully torqued, and walk over to his towel. What started off as a fun night… led to a torqued night without the ability to release. That is the story of Colorado Matt.
Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed when I was in Florida at this conference. I was so torqued but couldn’t go to bed for hours.
Brodie, how was your conference? Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed. I thought I was in!! Little did I know that I would be closing the bar out by myself. I still have a great time though.
Brodie, how was your conference? Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed. I thought I was in!! Little did I know that I would be closing the bar out by myself. I still have a great time though.
by Torqued Matt June 25, 2025
Get the Colorado Matt mug.Hym "Yes Matt! I can! By putting a bullet in your head. If God exists... Putting a bullet in your head will prove that it exists! Immediately! Easy! Killing you either proves or disproves God immediately as a matter of absolute certainty. Doesn't prove it to me. But yes, I can falsify God. I solved the Jew-Riddle. I'm smart. You're dumb. That is why you don't challenge the greatest mind who has ever lived, Matt! Yes I can demonstrate the existence of God. We can do a global genocide and that will prove once and for all whether or not God is real. And ultimately we won't have to because the sun explodes."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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