Joe mama

A joke to confuse teachers on Kahoot

Or friends.

Teacher: who’s joe
Class: joe mama

by @charlidamileo December 21, 2019

Fakey Mama

When a girl tries to make you believe that she is pregnant or that you are her baby's daddy, until it is proven that said dad is not the father or that the girl is not pregnant at all.

Ex) Girl: Im pregnant. I took the test just now

Boy: Can i see the stick?

Girl: Why do need to see it, can't you just be happy we are having a baby?

Boy: Are you pregnant or not?

Girl: why Can't you be happy we having a kid.

Boy: idk i just don't want to have a fakey mama, you can not be pregnant the whole time, and have me feel some kind of way just to find out you're just my fakey mama and not my baby mama.

by @djaddubz257 October 6, 2020

Joe mama

Don't ask who Joe is.

Dumbass niqqa: "Who is Joe?"
Smartass niqqa: "JOE MAMA!"
* Dumbass niqqa dies of being dumb*

by Ymanakin September 17, 2019

yo mama

you eat my elephants uncle billy bob and then suck his dick

you yo mamaed

by billy bobs uncle3567 May 12, 2019

Joe mama

When you get committed a joe mama you will feel the epic, never ending pain of embarrassment

Guy: “I know you cheated on me”
Girl: “what?”
Guy: “that’s fine because I’ve been cheating on you with Joe anyway”
Girl: “who’s Joe?”
Guy: “😈JOE MAMA”

by Le anonymous yes? October 29, 2019

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

Jo mama

You friend fuck yo mama in the bathroom

My friend jo mamaed last night

by Dicksuckand.co March 3, 2021