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joystick master

noun/adj.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
Steven was a total joystick master last night. He had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.
by Ultimate Joystick Master August 14, 2006
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Sega Master System

Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.
The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.
by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003
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fart master

One who can fart at will, and other people too.
The fart master let one rip as soon as the speaker was done, as to accent the the spoken word.
by Rick D. July 24, 2003
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ass worshipping cock master

An Ass worshipping cock master Is basically a Homosexual male Who engages in a lot of anal sex both giving and receiving.
It can also be used as an insult
He’s not interested in her.

Why?
Because he’s an ass worshipping cock master that’s why.
by Zorlac337 November 18, 2020
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master shake

a slice of mesh used to filter out shake in any sort of smoking apparatus. named after the ATHF character, but it also will master your shake.
We used a master shake to keep from inhaling the little pieces.
by xxexplosivoxx May 14, 2003
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Master Blaster

This is when you have a threesome and the guy is gett'n his dick suckd and gets a rim job at the same time then he finally cums a massive stream of baby batter and then squarts the bitches face with the hersey squirts.
Dre:Yo man you here wut i did to those dumb bitches i fuckn gave them tha Master Blaster

Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty
by HK CLG January 15, 2010
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zen master

The opposite of Phulishguy.
by zentopia September 7, 2003
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