The accumulation of shit in one's digestive system due to overindulgence, overeating or simply for being on vacation. Accumulation for not giving the ass enough time to process all the food you put in your mouth.
Hey! How was your vacation in Italy? "great, we had a blast, except my "mouth to ass ratio" was high for eating bucket loads of pasta every day"
by Caribbean Jim August 16, 2013
Get the Mouth to ass ratio mug.A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.
By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.
By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.
She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!
by Dex Doom December 19, 2013
Get the Dead Fish Mouth mug.A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".
Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans!
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
by Alyoyo August 12, 2011
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Word of Mouth Shot
by Zeus187 May 16, 2013
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Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.
Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.
Essentially, vomiting horribly...
Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.
Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.
Essentially, vomiting horribly...
by Decrata September 3, 2013
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Bro 1: Did you hear what Maddie did to Mr. Williams?
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.
by WolfInSheepsClothes September 28, 2014
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