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Mental Abuse To Humans

"Yo bro, I just had an insane and intense session of Math!

by fnjwfjewk November 10, 2017

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hell on earth

I FUCKN' HATE MATH!!!!

by ur mom 8 deez nutz May 2, 2022

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Math dyslexia

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia

“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia”

by Meghaladon December 18, 2017

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Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.

-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).

by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015

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