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jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018
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Jizz

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The Jizz

A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.
Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?

Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone
by ROTERFUCHS44 December 4, 2022
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Jizz Goblet

Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”
She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.
by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023
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The Jabba Jizz

When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.
‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’
by TimboTheTassie May 25, 2022
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Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.
Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface
by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021
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