jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016

Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 3, 2018

Jazz and jizz

Listening to jazz whilst ejaculating.

"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"

by frocodile March 7, 2022

mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

Jizz Loogie

When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.

We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!

by airmanbw August 24, 2021

Ghost Jizz

Ectoplasm

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!

by Chitlins June 4, 2021

Sus Jizz

Mild disappointment in a teenage or adult child, such as in there entire life is suspect. Why are they here.

Son, I can't believe you.... sus jizz.

by kitsunen March 3, 2025