Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 09, 2021
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You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens
by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021
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There's heat in the wood

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.
There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!
by Cryodrag1 May 18, 2022
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laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection
“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out
by cosmicdreams August 11, 2022
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Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting
Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben
by Mc retard April 10, 2021
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Drive into the woods

Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods
by Good b0ye January 21, 2022
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maddie woods

A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.
by Peoplebeingtoosexual01 February 04, 2016
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