Weed leper’s lung

Weed leper’s lung is a person who kisses frogs to get high and knowingly fails.

That weed leper’s lung keeps kissing my frogs!

by Biggbootyboy June 9, 2020

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

a cap of weed

when weed is in the bowl

a cap of weed we smoked last night was loud

by Hdbehfbruen October 6, 2019

Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 27, 2021

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

Weeds

Sack of weed with seeds stems

Hey I'm out of pot got any weeds

by Robb style September 6, 2016

Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022