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Buckle headed

Somebody who looks like they need a helmet and loves to manipulate (a.k.a military, or JROTC in high school)… or someone whose head looks like they have the IQ of a belt buckle.
“What did your buckled headed husband say you can’t do?” “He’s cute but his tinder profile has him posing with a fish all buckle headed”
by Anywomanever August 22, 2023
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Cotton-headed ninny muggins

Someone who needs to wash their rectum
"you are a cotton-headed ninny muggins"
by CASP3H September 2, 2023
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Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
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Nigga Headed

Nah, that stuff will make me Nigga Headed.
by Kory D. October 22, 2023
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Dennis Haley

The sexiest, most attractive man you will ever meet. He’s always there for a good time. He’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold night. A Viking. A Norse god. Similar to Thor. Has a big hammer. Never lazy. Always helps out. Very stubborn but it’s because he’s got a big giant dick. All the ladies at concord high, Pittsburg and de La Salle wanted to hump his Norwegian brains out. Look at his fingers…they scream big-dick energy. Dennis Haley is loyal to the bone. He’s adventurous and a bit of a daredevil. A Dennis Haley will most likely be the life of the party and will drink anyone under the table. Loves Shamsie forever.
Whoa dude, your penis has major Dennis Haley energy!
by SLĀ October 22, 2023
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Double headed dragon

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.
Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!
by Criddie January 6, 2024
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bald-headed hootenanny

It's a NAME for a Gay Lesbian Chick who thinks she runs shit. And nobody even knows who she is, so that's why she's mad in the first place. Because he's really a she.
by Jake from Fuck You January 20, 2024
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