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Gamer Taboos

Gamer Taboos are the backbone of the average gamer's life. If but one of these are broken, the gamer will never live up to his previous peak again. The Gamer Taboos are as follows:
1. Gamers may not speak to women
2. Gamers must avoid basic hygiene at all costs
3. Gamers may not traverse within 50 ft (~15 meters) of grass, unless financially necessary (Family related instances are not allowed, unless you are Vin Diesel in the flesh.)
4. Gamers must go to sleep at a time past midnight
5. Don't use Reddit (Use of Reddit for valuable information is allowed.)
Gamer 1 - "Ayo, brb. I'm finna take a shower."
Gamer 2 - "Nah bro, don't do it; that's one of the Gamer Taboos."
Person 1 (Formerly Gamer 1) - "Hell naw, that's gross as hell." *leaves*
Gamer 2 - "smh my head."
by Fillapulated July 21, 2021
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Gamer

A person that is not able of performing any other tasks apart from performing best at videoganes
Hey, have you met Andrew?
Yeah, we talked a bit. He said his favorite song is the Call of Duty Ww2 menu soundtrack.

Well he sure is a gamer...
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Elder gamer

A gamer that has been gaming at least since the days of the Nintendo entertainment system. Or a gamer over the age of 40.
He played Super Mario Bros. when it came out. He’s an elder gamer!
by Digipunk June 4, 2021
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Gamer Gleamer

a Gleamer that does not really play any game other than Overwatch or Minecraft. They constantly judge you for your game selection and will get mad when you like a game other than Overwatch or Minecraft, and will refuse to play anything else. They are mostly into gaming because of the male attention from horny 14 year olds and Redditors.
No, dude, don't fall for it. Shes totally a Gamer Gleamer, I asked her what games she played and she couldn't name more than 2.
by BleasheeVor September 22, 2019
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mr gamer

The best of them all. The one and only. The lord and saviour
Mr Gamer bans himself. The end
by Mr Gamer#8573 April 29, 2020
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Wolfy Gamer Alt

Wolfy Gamer Alt is a Socialize member on discord who is extremely popular and cool. Most people would be confused who he is but Wolfy Gamer Alt is a popular man through out the server. He is well known to his YouTube videos that are extremely funny for some reasons.
man1 : Hey have you heard of Wolfy Gamer Alt?

man2 : Yea I've heard of him he's cool tbh
by Steven_A January 30, 2021
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Gamer

Synonym for cool or good.

Usually used by gamers to seperate themselves from Normies and to give themselves an ego boost by making the word gamer mean cool or good
Person 1: That play was so gamer!

Person 2: Thx, ur pretty gamer 2.

Person 1: Have a gamer day.

Person 2: u too
by GameSportGuy June 3, 2022
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