by Molly Stong January 9, 2010
Get the Fart Popper mug.A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.
Dave: Farts*
Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?
Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.
Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?
Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.
by xxloosecannonxx March 21, 2010
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Get the Brain Fart mug.Always gross and embarrassing, a sex fart can be any fart or fart-like noise made during sex of any kind.
1) Joe was a little chubby, and so was Molly his girlfriend. Whenever they had sex the air caught between their sweaty bellies made a sex fart.
2) I was getting great head from this girl when I had a sex fart, she didn't even care!
3) After Randy finished sodomizing Brian, Brian let out a sex fart that smelled like lubricant.
4) Kelly is a great lay, but I think she needs to lay off the broccoli or beans. She has sex farts all the time when we're going at it.
2) I was getting great head from this girl when I had a sex fart, she didn't even care!
3) After Randy finished sodomizing Brian, Brian let out a sex fart that smelled like lubricant.
4) Kelly is a great lay, but I think she needs to lay off the broccoli or beans. She has sex farts all the time when we're going at it.
by DiaperDave March 26, 2011
Get the Sex Fart mug."Dude, why is there all this blue stuff on the wall?" "My roommate blew a blueberry fart."
"What's that sweet, multi-ethnic odor I'm detecting?" "My Mexicasian roommate just blew a blueberry fart."
"What's that sweet, multi-ethnic odor I'm detecting?" "My Mexicasian roommate just blew a blueberry fart."
by Section Quattro March 22, 2009
Get the blueberry fart mug.(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.
(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.
(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.
(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.
(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.
(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"
Miles- "No kidding"
Chase- "Lets get going"
Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"
Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"
Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*
(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*
Rick- *Opens Travis' present*
Travis- "Haha (giggles)"
Rick- *Smells the box*
Travis- *LOLs*
Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"
Travis- *ROFL*
(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"
Bill- "What?"
Patrick- "I got you a present"
Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"
Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"
Bill- *Closes eyes*
Miles- "No kidding"
Chase- "Lets get going"
Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"
Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"
Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*
(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*
Rick- *Opens Travis' present*
Travis- "Haha (giggles)"
Rick- *Smells the box*
Travis- *LOLs*
Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"
Travis- *ROFL*
(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"
Bill- "What?"
Patrick- "I got you a present"
Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"
Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"
Bill- *Closes eyes*
by Temari's gurl June 24, 2009
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