Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
Get the Facebook Dad mug.The act of repeatedly updating a friend's facebook status when he leaves the room to take a shit. Although it was against his will, his repeated lack of awareness proves that he was asking for it.
Matt: Dude, I totally wrote this thing on Jason's facebook status about sucking cock for like the third time.
Gary: Man, I really admire your persistence! He was really asking for that facebook rape.
Gary: Man, I really admire your persistence! He was really asking for that facebook rape.
by Dante1940 March 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Rape mug.A condition - generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers - under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook 'News Feed' in hopes and/or anticipation of a new 'Status Update' or 'Wall Post' from ones friends.
David: Jesus Christ! Becky, you look like shit.
Becky: Yeah I had a killer case of Facebook insomnia, didn't get to bed til 6 AM
David: Get a life, Becky.
Becky: Yeah I had a killer case of Facebook insomnia, didn't get to bed til 6 AM
David: Get a life, Becky.
by Pistol Palin August 31, 2010
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A typical Facebook whore has thousands of "friends" they do not personally know.
A typical Facebook whore has thousands of "friends" they do not personally know.
John: "Wow, Rick has 4677 friends, I didn't know he was so popular!"
Cassie: "He's such a Facebook whore!"
Cassie: "He's such a Facebook whore!"
by PassionSmile December 22, 2009
Get the Facebook whore mug.The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Facebook, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Facebook Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.
I got a peek behind Clarinda's Facebook Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.
by Johnny Twothumbs September 29, 2010
Get the Facebook Veneer mug.A time in which a large number of people log on to facebook because they are either bored or have nothing better to do. Often occurs at LAN parties in between games or in class while the professor babbles on about something. See also Myspace Party.
by Xantitide November 8, 2007
Get the Facebook Party mug.the act of looking through someone's facebook profile, pictures, info, etc. this is something we are all guilty of even though the majority of us won't admit it
by sweeterthanpi March 23, 2011
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