faelsicle

the pole that every woman wants to climb, always stiff and erect for duty, accompanied by stamina and swagger. Thick and juicy, and poking out at just the right moments is what makes this penis different than others.

God i wish I had a Faelsicle to suck on.

by dinkerdink January 10, 2010

feeling the flow

what kids who look like 4th graders and have mohawks feel at all times.

Colton:Dude I am feeling the flow.
Sam:Totally Bro.

by i<3-69 October 3, 2010

Feelbooking

A status on Facebook expressing feels in order to get sympathy from the readers.

"God, did you see Celina's status last night?"
"No, what did it say?"
""I can't take this anymore, I hate you""
"Oh, she has started feelbooking again, I hear."

by DoctorBonkus November 28, 2012

Feelm

An emotional film, that causes feels.

"I watched 7 pounds the other day, it's a good feelm"

"Have you seen that new feelm out? It hit me right in the feels"

"I'm not watching any more feelms tonight, I might cry"

by Sootpig March 14, 2014

feel the clause

When you feel like santa clause, very happy and cheerfull

Man, I feel the clause right now.

by Happyclause April 4, 2014

Feelception

When your feels start feeling your feels.

"My feels are turning into feelception."

by TholomewPlague August 10, 2014

feelin' the bern

A moment of weakness when you haven't been laid in a while, and your Tinder date turns out to be a liberal and she won't shut up about Bernie Sanders and income equality. Seconds after you nut inside her later that night, she goes into your wallet and takes whatever cash you have to pay for her student loans.

After not feeling the inside of a woman for more than a month, Ken swiped left until he found a willing sloot, now he's feelin' the Bern and can't afford a cup of coffee.

by DogFoodLids May 2, 2016