felix egg yoke

he is the biggest fucking coolest guy u will see even tho he is short

Hey boo, oh my fucking god is that felix egg yoke?
Ik he looks just like handsome mf thats ass at dh.
Holy shit he got Phasmophobia right?
Yeah ik, hes so cool all tho his friend Koby has to carry him.
Oh shit hes a level 3🤣
Calm down boo hes still working on it.

by iPadKidWithCheetos May 12, 2022

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that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs

Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.

What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A

by a dumb donkey August 16, 2021

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egg dick pic

When you draw an image of a penis on an egg and put it back in the carton.

Heather opened her carton of eggs to find an egg dick pic from Geof inside.

by Mr Crowley July 12, 2021

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Hot Egg Sandwich

The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.

Brianna said i can sniff like a bloodhound, 3 weeks later i gave her the hot egg sandwich

by Coollikedirk April 4, 2021

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