Douche Turtle 

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

Douche Turtle by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Douche diver 

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.

Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.

Douche diver by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019

Douche Supertanker 

Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.

Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."

Douche Supertanker by RainEagle November 12, 2019

Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)

"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

Douche Canoosh by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019

douche canoe 

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.

"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."

douche canoe by large barges July 14, 2020

Douche Detox

The act of detoxing after a toxic relationship or situationship. Consists of deleting their number, deleting them off socials, and actively choosing not to look up what they’re doing until you are completely over them.

I found out Jack was talking to other girls so now I need to douche detox!

Douche Detox by OGLoc99 September 11, 2020

Douche Bazooka

A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.

"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."

Douche Bazooka by Rival483 January 9, 2021